The old cottage-story

Once there was an old married couple who lived in a cottage by the woods, and they hated each other and always argued. One day while they were out in the woods getting fire wood,the old lady chopped off her husband's head and buried his body. "Glad I got rid of him."she said. She was so happy with what she did that she threw a party and danced on his grave. The next night when she was sitting outside on her rocking chair,around midnight she heard her husband's voice saying "Who will stay and keep me company on this cold and lonely night? Whoooooo?
Whooooo?" Then the old woman retorted, "Stay by yourself you dried prune!" So she just sat there for a couple of minutes until she heard the voice again. "Who will stay and keep me company on this cold and lonely night? Whoooooo? Whooooo?" The old lady yelled "Go to your coffin!" She yelled. Then again she heard the voice: "Who will stay and keep me company on this cold and lonely night? Whoooooo?

Whooooo?" Then the old woman yelled "Stay by yourself!" And then right after a couple more minutes in silence,the old lady waited to hear the voice. But instead of it saying the same thing,this time it said "YOU WILL!" And he killed the old lady too. Now up to this day if you visit the cottage they used to live in,you can still hear the old man crying "Who will stay and keep my company on this cold lonely night? Whoooooo? Whooooo?"And the next person might just be YOU.